falling
with his best to not make a sound, he ever so gently opened the door. he slowly popped his head into the darkness of the once very familiar room. "i should still know my way around this spot, right?" he whispered to himself. with eyes squinting against the sight of nothingness, he continued to walk. then BAM! his head introduced itself to the cement wall and fell on his face to the floor. a familiar voice came in full volume saying, "you are done, buddy! yo trevor, you're up!"
it's a drunk game.
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Thursday, January 31, 2013
high fiving a million angels
all good things must come to an end. sadly, one of those good things is 30 rock. blergh!
30 rock is one of the smartest shows ever written. oh and the live shows! their live shows were the best!
so here, internetz, allow me to share a few of the MANY brilliant lines from 30 rock...
liz lemon: "i want to go to there."
tracy jordan: "cause i'm gonna drop truth bombs. you know how pissed off i was when US weekly said i was on crack? that's racist! i'm not on crack. i'm straight up mentally ill!"
liz lemon: "there ain't no party like a liz lemon party coz a liz lemon party is mandatory."
jack donaghy: "TGS with tracy jordan without tracy jordan is an oxymoron, like "liberal government" or "female scientist."
jenna maroney: "listen up, fives. a ten is speaking."
they also made fun of other shows. for example: grey's anatomy...featuring NYC's radioman!
tracy jordan: "i love this cornbread so much i want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant."
kenneth parcell: "be a good listener, a giver of gifts, and work that vajayjay."
kenneth parcell: "and mr. jordan himself said, "don't let no one in who's not on the list 'cause this mess is gonna get raw like sushi." so haters to the left."
jenna maroney: "my vagina is a convenience store. clean and reliable. and closed on christmas."
liz lemon: "did you really think i wouldn't recognize my college futon with its trademark absence of sex stains?"
tracy jordan: " dress everyday like you're going to get murdered in those clothes."
jack donaghy: "do you know what price i am in the gay community? there's a term for it. i'm a bear and i'm a daddy. i'm a daddy bear."
also 15 lessons liz lemon taught all of us. thank you, liz!
and most of all...THANK YOU, TINA FEY!
LEMON OUT!
30 rock is one of the smartest shows ever written. oh and the live shows! their live shows were the best!
so here, internetz, allow me to share a few of the MANY brilliant lines from 30 rock...
liz lemon: "i want to go to there."
tracy jordan: "cause i'm gonna drop truth bombs. you know how pissed off i was when US weekly said i was on crack? that's racist! i'm not on crack. i'm straight up mentally ill!"
liz lemon: "there ain't no party like a liz lemon party coz a liz lemon party is mandatory."
jack donaghy: "TGS with tracy jordan without tracy jordan is an oxymoron, like "liberal government" or "female scientist."
jenna maroney: "listen up, fives. a ten is speaking."
they also made fun of other shows. for example: grey's anatomy...featuring NYC's radioman!
tracy jordan: "i love this cornbread so much i want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant."
kenneth parcell: "be a good listener, a giver of gifts, and work that vajayjay."
kenneth parcell: "and mr. jordan himself said, "don't let no one in who's not on the list 'cause this mess is gonna get raw like sushi." so haters to the left."
jenna maroney: "my vagina is a convenience store. clean and reliable. and closed on christmas."
liz lemon: "did you really think i wouldn't recognize my college futon with its trademark absence of sex stains?"
tracy jordan: " dress everyday like you're going to get murdered in those clothes."
jack donaghy: "do you know what price i am in the gay community? there's a term for it. i'm a bear and i'm a daddy. i'm a daddy bear."
also 15 lessons liz lemon taught all of us. thank you, liz!
and most of all...THANK YOU, TINA FEY!
LEMON OUT!
Saturday, December 22, 2012
what i would've tweeted: YVR - ICN
- 11:40 hours long flight to seoul, korea. oh boy, my ass.
- spacious economy class cabin is spacious, yo!
- and really good selection of inflight movies too! first movie: ted. he came back to life!! he's jesus!!
- we are seating next to this really nice korean guy. he's from edmonton too. he asked, "how come there are lots filipinos in millwoods?"
- 10 minutes into the flight...boom! turbulence.
- dang! i forgot how much food they serve here! and delicious too! seriously, not too bad for plane food.
- already on my third glass of wine.
- no whiny kids on this flight so... this is a bit awkward. i got nothing to complain about. hehe.
- aaron tveit was on premium rush??
- i'm probably late on the bandwagon but....premium rush was so good!!
- 4:23 hrs til seoul.
- patabaing baboy - fattening pig
- oh my sister is cracking me up like eggs for some benedict.
- michelle's take on the flight attendants: "ate, they look like princesses. i want to take one home!"
- celeste and jesse forever!!!!!!
- you got everything i need. you're like a medicine to me.
- 5 mins til land time! breathe. ass. breathe!
- kowreeyaaa!!
- spacious economy class cabin is spacious, yo!
- and really good selection of inflight movies too! first movie: ted. he came back to life!! he's jesus!!
- we are seating next to this really nice korean guy. he's from edmonton too. he asked, "how come there are lots filipinos in millwoods?"
- 10 minutes into the flight...boom! turbulence.
- dang! i forgot how much food they serve here! and delicious too! seriously, not too bad for plane food.
- already on my third glass of wine.
- no whiny kids on this flight so... this is a bit awkward. i got nothing to complain about. hehe.
- aaron tveit was on premium rush??
- i'm probably late on the bandwagon but....premium rush was so good!!
- 4:23 hrs til seoul.
- patabaing baboy - fattening pig
- oh my sister is cracking me up like eggs for some benedict.
- michelle's take on the flight attendants: "ate, they look like princesses. i want to take one home!"
- celeste and jesse forever!!!!!!
- you got everything i need. you're like a medicine to me.
- 5 mins til land time! breathe. ass. breathe!
- kowreeyaaa!!
Saturday, November 17, 2012
edinburgh and me
i really enjoyed my time in edinburgh....despite the weather. but that's edinburgh for you. crazy pouring rain when we got there from munich. we had to walk a very steep "hill" onto the royal mile with our extra heavy backpacks on...in POURING rain. myself and jodie felt immensely miserable. but once we reached out hostel, the amazing view of edinburgh castle welcomed us. the view from our room? george heriots' school. so nice to look at specially at night.
it's a city that is very rich in history. duh? it's a very old city. i love listening to stories, specially legends and folklore, from and about the medieval times. lots of craziness and gore back then.
every trip changes you. mostly, for the better. that's why i encourage people to travel. try something new, see something amazing, learn something foreign, understand better, adapt, and meet wonderful people along the way.
watching the sunset up on calton hill was really a blessing. it was relaxing up there. my original plan was to go up arthur's seat but my poor tired legs...oh well.
oh oh and i also tried some haggis. soooo delicious! haggis' main ingredients are sheep's heart, liver, and lungs. man, i wish i had more. now every time i see a flock of sheep, i count to myself "haggis....haggis.....haggis..."
it's a city that is very rich in history. duh? it's a very old city. i love listening to stories, specially legends and folklore, from and about the medieval times. lots of craziness and gore back then.
every trip changes you. mostly, for the better. that's why i encourage people to travel. try something new, see something amazing, learn something foreign, understand better, adapt, and meet wonderful people along the way.
watching the sunset up on calton hill was really a blessing. it was relaxing up there. my original plan was to go up arthur's seat but my poor tired legs...oh well.
oh oh and i also tried some haggis. soooo delicious! haggis' main ingredients are sheep's heart, liver, and lungs. man, i wish i had more. now every time i see a flock of sheep, i count to myself "haggis....haggis.....haggis..."
Sunday, October 21, 2012
munich and me
what an amazing small town atmosphere in munich. it is VERY different from berlin. berlin has that new york city feel to it. munich? not even close and i didn't say that in a demeaning way. munich...or shall we say bavaria is much cleaner, older population, and much less crime rate. let's say 4 berlin pickpockets to 1 bavarian pickpocket. i felt very safe in munich.
went on a free walking tour sponsored by our hostel. but you know how it is with those free walking tours. you have to tip. if you don't tip, you're an asshole. our tour guide was ozzie....best tour guide ever! i felt i became very much of a local after the tour. a non-german speaking local at that. ozzie did not just showed us the landmarks of munich. he informed us about the history, the birth of the nazi party, the positive significance of adolf hitler, difference between berlin and munich, economy, their clean water, and how much bavarians love their beer.
i really enjoyed our time in hofbrauhaus. shared a table with a bunch of good people - fellow travelers. the advantage of missing oktoberfest is the beer price. so yeah we definitely enjoyed that. oh by the way, hofbrauhaus was where the nazi party had their first meeting.
every trip changes you. mostly, for the better. that's why i encourage people to travel. try something new, see something amazing, learn something foreign, understand better, adapt, and meet wonderful people along the way.
munich is a city that embraces its identity. bavarians live among the history, not in history.
münchen mag dich!
went on a free walking tour sponsored by our hostel. but you know how it is with those free walking tours. you have to tip. if you don't tip, you're an asshole. our tour guide was ozzie....best tour guide ever! i felt i became very much of a local after the tour. a non-german speaking local at that. ozzie did not just showed us the landmarks of munich. he informed us about the history, the birth of the nazi party, the positive significance of adolf hitler, difference between berlin and munich, economy, their clean water, and how much bavarians love their beer.
i really enjoyed our time in hofbrauhaus. shared a table with a bunch of good people - fellow travelers. the advantage of missing oktoberfest is the beer price. so yeah we definitely enjoyed that. oh by the way, hofbrauhaus was where the nazi party had their first meeting.
every trip changes you. mostly, for the better. that's why i encourage people to travel. try something new, see something amazing, learn something foreign, understand better, adapt, and meet wonderful people along the way.
munich is a city that embraces its identity. bavarians live among the history, not in history.
münchen mag dich!
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